, guernica

[atticus caulfield]

_{you're still coming to 3oh3, right? they got me tickets and we're going to the party afterwords.}

[daisy van buren]

_{yes, only because i watched the blah blah blah music video earlier. and like.. i kind of love one of them. he was so cute. and also, kesha's a dirty ugly slut, but she looked hot in the video, can't even lie.}

[atticus caulfield]

_{as long as you come because it'd be embarassing if i shown up without a date. but i'll introduce to whichever one you like.}

[daisy van buren]

_{i can't be your date! he'd so not be into me. the one on the right, plz & thanks, so my typee. <33}

[atticus caulfield]

_{he's too short for you.}

[daisy van buren]

_{ughhh, i guess i'll have to wear flats.}

[atticus caulfield]

_{when he doesn't pay you any attention, will you go back to being my date?}

[daisy van buren]

_{for starters, whyyyyy wouldn't he give me any attention?}

[atticus caulfield]

_{he may be gay, he may have a girlfriend, he might be too busying staring at someone else's tits or he might be staring at me.}

[daisy van buren]

_{best boobs. best face. best legs. i beat guys, and girls etc blablalbalbalb.}

[atticus caulfield]

_{he could be oblivious. chipotle beforehand?}

[daisy van buren]

_{oh whatttaaaa date babycakes!}

[atticus caulfield]

_{i'd take you somewhere else, but you told me not to try.}

[daisy van buren]

_{yeah, cause it's not you. and it's annoying!}

[atticus caulfield]

_{chipotle and pinkberry is me and you can even drive on this date.}