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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 28, 2010 11:19:49 GMT -5
"you've reached zeke, which means i'm not answering right now. you have a couple of options: leave a message, call back later or hunt me down. actually, no, don't hunt me down, that'd be cruel. if you do decide to hunt me down, make my death swift and painless, okay? oh, er, and.. hi mum."
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 15:06:19 GMT -5
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so i know you said to call you, but the thought of your potential death has upset me so deeply that i'm too overcome to speak. that said, wear a dress. i once did a show wearing one, people still congratulate me on it!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 15:15:25 GMT -5
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dw, according to my sister, anyone can wear leggings and it fixes all leg related problems. so throw some of them on, i can lend. that actually sounds like a good day out, thanks for turning it around zee baby!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 15:33:48 GMT -5
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i really wish you put this much effort into our dates. who's the lucky lady? you're probably right, i am exceptionally ladylike. i rely on it to do so always! but you should wear that military style coat you've got, i'm eternally envious of it.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 17:51:35 GMT -5
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i can't wait, but you can't be too romantic or i'll end up crying and smudging my make up. teyla, like, the senator's daughter? she's killer, excellent move m'boy. you're jealous that i'm in touch with the plethora of my past lives, but it's okay, i'll help you to do the same. i think you were a small native american girl at one point in your history. die soon, i say it with love!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 6:15:20 GMT -5
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i can't let you go to another woman, you're too much of a catch! aha, i get where you're coming from man, i really do. ... fuck you, how dare you criticize the plans for our next video! i really hope that when i have a child, it becomes you. i'm going to london soon, you should come along and we'll get a train to wherever the fuck you're from so i can see the glory myself, yeah?
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 8:46:09 GMT -5
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aight, let me get my cheryl on. oh come on, your show is literally the only radio show i listen to, you'll break my heart! actually, hearing my music on the radio is worse than pulling teeth, i forbid you from playing any of it from here on out. that's exactly what will happen, and he'll be so sick of being compared to you that he'll have the same reaction to your eventual death as bret easton ellis had to salinger's - this one. why not?!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 9:29:07 GMT -5
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----i usually cry at the sound of your voice though, i miss you that much. alright, you've forced me to call in live and order you not to, your fans will be disappointed if you let down your bffl. his relief will be matched only by my grief, i assure you! were you born on a sewage plant?
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 17:29:36 GMT -5
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----that'd be amazing, you'd have to take it back for a night every so often so it could re-absorb your scent. i'll put a voice on, you'll never know! i'll be all "this is mandy from michigan, i totally love your show, you're so cool, can you play me miley-- THISISRILEYSTOPPLAYINGMYBAND" and i'll have hung up before you even have time to react. ...i actually believed that until the quasimodo part, am i clinically a retard? tell me the truth!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 4, 2010 6:36:56 GMT -5
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----you're the best owner/friend i've ever had! that'll be even better, because now a real girl named mandy will call in from michigan to request miley cyrus and you'll try calling her out, i can't wait for this to unfold. hence why i went for mandy and not michael! i seem to be under the impression that everyone in michigan is alliterative with their state... probably true. can you be the zebra to my kangaroo? thanks baby! except don't bother, because now i feel betrayed.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 5, 2010 6:19:06 GMT -5
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----if i were a cat i'd definitely be a slutty one, yes. it's just good business sense. awww, now you're making me all warm inside, play away young sir! i'll know when you hate one 'cause you'll just not play it, then i'll destroy it from my memory. that's an ability i happen to possess. it does, let's watch madagascar two and see if you're in it. as if that isn't something to be proud of!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 5, 2010 11:37:57 GMT -5
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----i'd be so fucking hot though, it'd be selfish to be monogamous! tell that to my parents' successful hotelier careers, since they're all me. i'm touched and distraught, this is an odd blend of emotional responses. fuck yes, what the fuck is up with sweet popcorn and its followers?! dude, it really can't be that bad. share.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 5, 2010 20:04:50 GMT -5
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----good point well made sir. pfft, you're a radio dj, that brings a whole new meaning to the phrase liking the sound of your own voice. tysm baby ^_^ ahaha, i've been looking for an opening to crack that smilie out for ages, thanks for offering it! i don't know, i think it's still the underdog. then there's always butter to compete with - who the fuck chooses butter? but definitely, we'll have to orchestrate some form of revolution. that could happen anywhere, i'll prove it to you on the sunny shores of los angeles! you're an enigma, zeezee.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 7, 2010 7:07:19 GMT -5
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----i also enjoy the sound of my ability to play a plethora of instruments, and write lyrics, and compose music... a'ight, you win! you know, i feel as if i deserve that. ahah i know right! except, prawns and chocolate is a killer mix, so people should probably experiment just in case such a winning combination reoccurs. no dw, i bought v for vendetta replica masks, so it's just the portman-inator we're missing. ...james may is almost certainly the least scary individual i could think of right now. that's it, i'm going to hunt down your parents using birth records of all english seaside towns.
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