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Post by zeke churchill. on May 2, 2010 15:24:45 GMT -5
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i should also throw in that i offered to pick her up dressed as cupid. i really don't think i can pull off a dress the way you do. it ups your sex appeal, it'll just destroy what little i have left of mine! you're welcome, i'm glad my unfailing optimism, even in death, has cheered you up, boyo.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 2, 2010 15:40:15 GMT -5
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... that's amazing. i hope the next guy i sleep with is dressed up like indy. seriously. find me a guy who can pull off a fedora and dirt-stained pants. i'll take your word for it. wouldn't know since i'm not rich and famous like you. you? a deep thinker? okay, babes. girls are delusional. you perv. i bet half the girls you sleep with don't even wear underwear. of course weird is good ! we're weird together. you're incredibly insistent, y'know that? maybe i'll give it a try this weekend at yours. we'll see. doubt it though. still ! that's gross. i don't want to carry a poor little paw around with me. by the way...
you're so gay it hurts.
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 2, 2010 15:52:41 GMT -5
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i'm sorry roo, i'll be better next time. we'll go out for ice cream and skip down the beach holding hands. her name is teyla and she's nice! i think you were probably a lady in another life. and you were called riletta. and your feminine attitude in this life is just a way of expressing your suppressed memories of your former life. i love that coat more than life. when i die, i'll leave it to you.
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 3, 2010 1:28:32 GMT -5
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i'll look away when you smudge your make up because that's what gentlemen do. yeah, that one. idk, i had no idea who she was because you know me, i don't follow politics, it's all boring and an attempt to take over our minds and souls, so she was all 'senator's daughter' and i was like 'i'm a crazy dj' and i suspect we hit it off from there. i'd rather you didn't help me do the same, as the image of you dancing around a fire in a native american skirt is frightening and i desperately need to unsee it! no, i like to think i was a pirate in one of my lives. it would give me an excuse for how i ring up my parents and the first thing i say is 'ahoy matey, this is cap'n zeke!' my mum has only put the phone down three times so far.
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 3, 2010 6:39:45 GMT -5
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you're going to have to fight for this love, roo! if that's your next video, i'm not playing the relative song on the radio. i can't have your fans scarred for life. i'd blame myself forever. that's such a freaky thing to say.. you might as well name it after me. and i can be uncle z, the cooler zeke, and your child will just.. not be as amazing as i am. i might come, but we are not visiting where i'm from. ever.
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 3, 2010 9:18:14 GMT -5
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that's such a compliment! stop changing your mind, i play your music because people like it and i'm not going to stop just because you text me and tell me to. if anyone ever reacts to my death like that, i'm going to roll in my grave laughing. because it's an embarrassing and you'll mock me and it's a deep, dark secret of mine obvs!
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 3, 2010 9:43:08 GMT -5
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is that why you listen to my show? maybe i'll give you one of my pillows and you can cry into it and be reminded of me forever. alright, you do that. as soon as i hear your voice, i'll hang up and no one will ever know. i imagine your grief will double his relief in multitudes! no, what happened was this man called frollo hated my mother, who was a gypsy, so he chased her down and killed her outside westminster abbey. i was then raised in the belltower and my real name is quasimodo, only i had it legally changed to hide my true identity. take this secret to the grave, kangaroo!
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Post by via casablancas. on May 3, 2010 15:38:37 GMT -5
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nahh. totally hilarious. though, i can no longer look at your dad the asme way. gross. i'm good. find me a cute boy your age who dresses up like indy. aww, you know i'm kidding, ri. everything i say is filled with lots of love and happiness and puppies. is that your dream, boyo? for me to suddenly jump your bones and love you and your enigmatic personality? i know everything, obviously. i said maybe, you dink ! not for sure. it depends. it probably won't happen. don't get your hopes up ! fine, get me one. i'll feed it to one of my pups. yeah, cute. suree, babes. you love it, celia loves it, all your insane fangirls love it. [/blockquote][/color][/font]
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Post by via casablancas. on May 3, 2010 18:20:10 GMT -5
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young guys are gross. you should know my taste by now. i'm not mj, thanks though. i'm all three of the powerpuff girls rolled into one. it's fine. i've got the super powers and everything. aww, sorry to burst your bubble. good thing you get knew dreams every day. means you'll never be heartbroken ! a demonologist? seriously? you're amazing. let me know how that goes. nah, not gonna cave. i'm strong. don't underestimate me, lover boy. you're such a kid. it's hilarious. am not ungrateful ! i just have strong views. you know that. i love it, just secretly. can't have knowledge of my humongous crush on you leaking, now can i? obviously you do. and fanboys. does that make you happy? [/blockquote][/color][/font]
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Post by via casablancas. on May 3, 2010 18:35:28 GMT -5
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so rude. breaking my heart, piece by piece, aren'tcha? see ! two minds in perfect sync. obvs why we're best friends. they aren't creepy ! they're so cute. don't hate. ... you're such a geek. you're really gonna make me say this, aren't you? i like the way you look when you sleep and your hair looks like it got hit by a tornado. you and your books. you're a regular bill gates. you can't persuade me. i'm stubborn as an ox. you know this. don't want to, i'd just do it for you. not going to though. you can continue to smoke up with celia and whoever else. are too ! you're a bona fide dork kid person. you love it openly. i know you do. no problem, boyo. where would you be without me? your ego would be as small as a mushroom or something. being totally serious right now. they go through your trash like racoons. [/blockquote][/color][/font]
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 4, 2010 1:31:03 GMT -5
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the sad thing is i would actually do that to keep you happy and serene, like a puppy! yeah well, now you've told me your plan i'm going to be expecting it, aren't i? besides, i'll know it's you because all your voices are really, really painfully high and it'll be totally obvious and you're just a failure. yes, kangaroo, you are clinically retarded. i'll book you into a nice little hospital right away. i am not telling you anything, no, no, no forever, so stop asking!
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 4, 2010 6:54:14 GMT -5
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i like to think i'm the only owner you've ever had, but clearly this isn't the case. i bet you're like the cat who eats at a different house every day of the week, flaunting yourself to different people like a love whore. oh, so now you're going to ruin my career because i play your songs? i like your songs too much to stop playing them, you can't hold it against me! yes, i can be the zebra to your kangaroo. zeke the zebra.. that sounds like something from madagascar. oh please, what's there to feel betrayed about? ..okay, fine. i grew up by the seaside, but that's all you're getting out of me.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 4, 2010 16:49:19 GMT -5
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i totally do. i wish i had lara's body. omg. idk what you see in georgia may though. she has a weird face. kayy, perv. putting a lock on my drawers now. considering they're girls, you've got some serious issues, boyo. please don't turn into the next pedobear. i still can't believe you were in a relationship for twelve years. so weird. nahh, i was totally lying. sorry, baby. you couldn't beat bill gates. it's bill gates, dude. weird that you'd mention hubris. was totally reading macbeth the other day. your puppy impression can't change my mind. it's cute but i'm resilient. i totally could. anti-drugs all the way. don't need it. i like my mind clear. that's true. everyone knows everything about you. it's creepy. i'm always right. we've been over this loads. sorry, can't stop the truth. [/blockquote][/color][/font]
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 5, 2010 7:00:24 GMT -5
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you'll be like selina from batman: a complete slut (ps - she's catwoman). you don't know anything about business, if anyone ever listens to you about what to do with a business then they're idiots and they're going to die. i'm never going to hate any of your songs which sucks for you, obvs. if we watch madagascar 2, i want salty popcorn. it isn't! not with the reputation my hometown has!
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 5, 2010 13:31:46 GMT -5
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i weren't aware you were monagomous anyway! yeah, i'll tell that to them and then beat your ego down to a withering pulp. your ego needs to be neutered, anyway. oh, so you can feel more than.. idk what emotions you feel, but it's now clear to me that you have developed beyond the emotional range of a teaspoon! sweet popcorn has ambitions to take over the world, but salty popcorn is steadily catching up to thwart its plans. we shall lead the salty popcorn rebellion! yes, yes it can. when i was ten, my friend tried to bury me in the sand. and almost killed me. it is that bad.
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