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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 20:25:03 GMT -5
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yoga > learning. unless it's about interesting stuff like marine biology and criminology. i would make an amazing detective, don't you think? hey, i'm a virgin. okay, not really, but neither are you. you're safe from him, luckily. i think you'd fit in just right in the uk too. we should go to london. i'll send you a package of bandanas, cap'n crunch, red bull, and cheesy 80's films.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 15:27:59 GMT -5
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we can go, but only if we can swim with dolphins. i've always wanted to and you with wet hair is just the greatest sight i've ever laid eyes on. i wear shoes ! just... not all the time. they're uncomfortable. i'd rather feel the sand beneath my feet. some virgins do. it just depends. oh, c'mon. everyone knows you aren't a virgin, riley. don't lie to me. i can see right through you. south dakota? whyyyy? tyvm, boyo. i try my best. you aren't too bad yourself.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 16:35:01 GMT -5
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must you be such a spoilsporttt? fine. we'll go anyways and we won't swim with dolphins. ... i could. okay, maybe not. it's not my fault i don't like being restricted. i know, i know. i also enjoy piƱa coladas and being caught in the rain. um... let's see. ellis ! he's so cute and he's a virgin. i know a bunch of girls who want to jump him just to corrupt him. nope, never considered that and never will. sorry, babes. you're building a house? oh wow. can we make a treehouse?
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 17:01:01 GMT -5
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aww, tyvm ! a) i wouldn't let you kill yourself, b) you're so weird, and c) what a heroic way to die. see, you understand. please get back to socal so we can sit in my hammock and discuss things of importance such as how capitalism is america's downfall and etc. yeah, celia's brother. it's crazy. almost took it though, but i stopped myself. couldn't bare to take away his innocence. really? fantastic. have i ever told you how much i love you? because i do. and i'm going to love our treehouse.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 17:32:39 GMT -5
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i'd probably cry. oh, quoting now? well, you know what? if you ever really do want to do it, i'll speak the wise words of jonathan safran foer. "if there is no love in the world, we will make a new world." precisely. it'll be wondrous fun and we'll never get caught. no, really. i'm a completely serious. i was shocked too ! i'm not a heathen. it better be mutual. if it weren't, i'd be devastated. you're one of my best friends. of course i can deal.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 18:13:11 GMT -5
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i'm a master at battleship. don't even worry about it, handsome. good point. either way, we must have a rebellion ! it's crazy. celia's a nympho and ellis is so cute and virginal. absolutely hilarious. since when are you damned? i don't wanna get pulled down with you. anytime. except for when i'm sleeping. then you have to deal by yourself.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 21:11:32 GMT -5
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you're good at other stuff though so it evens out. ... i have no clue what cluedo is. placards? yes ! they'd be huge and imposing and it'd be amazing. can we actually do it, riley? please? super tempted to. i just might. we'll see if i can lure him back to my house. wish me luck ! how terrible. knock that demon off. i don't want you dragged into the pits of hell. fine, fine. but only because it's you.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 22:07:22 GMT -5
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sorry to disappoint. we can play the next time you come over. alright, sounds good. i won't lie, i'm ridiculously excited for our little uprising. of course you can't say no to me. that'd be like denying a puppy a toy. impossible ! ... wait. you and celia? since when? please use protection. work harder or i'll have to do something heinous in order to get the demon off your back and onto mine. love you too, silly boy.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 30, 2010 22:34:13 GMT -5
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no ! don't go easy on me. i need you to try your hardest because when i totally kick your ass, i'll feel accomplished. more like six am. actually, you pass out and then i'm left to think. it's fun to braid your hair while you sleep. great minds think alike, obviously. yeah, i did. i don't want any mini riley's popping out of her anytime soon, thanks. even if you didn't let me, i'd still do it ! not gonna let you be all damned and what not. that's just a no-no in my book. you'll be back that soon? definitely, though. i feel like i haven't seen you in ages.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 1, 2010 0:00:43 GMT -5
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it can't be that hard ! cluedo master? sure thing, babe. totally believe you. ... are you serious? you're such a goof. aliens just came and braided your hair because they found you to be an interesting human. way to fail. you are a bit of a simpleton, but it's endearing. why not? because it'd be with celia. you can do better - or at least, i think you can. de nada, muchachos. ... you leave too much. where are you off to now though? how about you teach me how to play an instrument? i can only play the uke, bongos, and the tambourine, but i don't think those really count.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 1, 2010 19:18:07 GMT -5
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such a big fail. common sense, baby. you seem to lack it, but it's alright because i still adore you and your insanity. well, that's because german people are rude. how very strange. maybe she secretly had a thing for you but she couldn't bare it so she was outwardly rude? always a good explanation. mmm, no. the female version of you would be me. except not since that's weird. wow. sydney? bring me back a wallaby ! drums would be good. bare with me if it's just a bunch of banging and booming.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 2, 2010 12:37:07 GMT -5
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true, but i think you've got a lot of creativity to spare. you are riley harrison abernathy, after all. oh. well, stop being so quiet, silly. you're never quiet around me or around your bandmates sooo... no problemo, boyo. always here to put a positive spin on things ! i guess. smoking's gross though. you should be high on life, not drugs, obvss. except ignore that, because i'm not a nag. that's repulsive. if you bring that back with you, i'll never speak to you again ! the poor roo.
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Post by via casablancas. on May 2, 2010 13:16:44 GMT -5
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but your middle name is so cute. riley harrison abernathy. it just rolls off the tongue. ohh, wait, i remember that. well, that interviewer was a complete idiot. chicks dig it? wooow, boyo. you're so weird it hurts. just kiddingg. but seriously. um, no. drugs are gross. i don't want to get all bloated from coke and turn into a total stoner. i'll stick with vodka, thanks though, baby. oh, because the kangaroo totally just gave up it's paw. unlikely !
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 2, 2010 14:16:17 GMT -5
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" grr! that's me growling at you in a growly tone of voice, obviously. why are you never on aim and why did you delete your facebook? i'm kidding. um.. i forgot why i was calling. let me-- oh, i remember now! so i have this date and we're going to the high class place that is taco bell, right. and i was wondering if you could tell me what to wear, since i'm a social hermit and never go out. call back or else i will hang myself from your roof, so when you open your curtains in the morning, i'll be there. dead. staring at you lifelessly, accusing you with my dead eyes. and there'll be a note pinned to my chest, and it'll say 'this is all your fault, riley. you should've given me your organs and your advice,' and... yeah. i talk too much, don't i? sending you love! "
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Post by zeke churchill. on May 2, 2010 15:09:51 GMT -5
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you have the legs to pull off wearing a dress. i don't! it's okay, i'll play that famous pretenders song at my funeral... the stand by you one, and you can cry silently to it while remembering all the good times we've had.
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