Post by daisy van buren on Apr 2, 2010 23:22:22 GMT -5
DAISY ELYSE VAN BUREN
[/color][/i]MS. APPLEBY, FORMER HOMEROOM TEACHER'S, REPORT ON DAISY VAN BUREN.
----- in my fifteen years of teaching high school students, never have i ever had a student like daisy van buren. i have never met a more obnoxious, ridiculous, loud, overbearing student in my life. you tell her to unroll her skirt, she hikes it up a little bit. you tell her to quit texting in her lap, she texts right on top of the desk, you tell her to be quiet, she talks louder. the girl hasn't got a single care in the world, and it's quite evident. i've had her poor mother in my office times more than just once a month, i feel sorry for her to say the least. as mrs. van buren would say, she's just "uncontrollable." i don't know how she's supposed to make it in college, and to be quite frank, i doubt she will.
CAESAR MCCARTHY HERE SAID THAT DAISY IS:[/color][/i]
----- daisy is exactly like daisy from the great gatsby, in a really bad way. she's all aloof and sexy and she's got this way of pushing you and pushing you until you think you're going to give up, except then she'll pull you right back in again. she likes to think she doesn't give a shit about anything, but the way she plays people, you know she loves attention. fair enough, she's a hot girl, obviously. people write her off as a dumb blonde, but she's actually scarily smart! don't tell her i said that. except, she knows i wouldn't be friends with her if she were retarded, and she flaunts it a bit. she also knows that i'm crazy about her, even when i spend days being a spiteful ass to her. she's an understanding girl, that one. except she's also a massive whore, which is uncool. well, it'd usually be a cool feature in a hot girl, but i kind of hate it in dais. half of me thinks she can't possibly realize how much she means to me, but maybe she does, i don't know. i bitch about her and to her enough, yeah, but at the end of the day i'd do anything she asked me to do in a heartbeat, because she's one of those women who can do that to a man. any man. my dad's gay and i still think he wants to bone her, that's the daisy effect. we go through shit all the time, but that's what's brought us to where we are today, and it's worth it just to get close to her. and sometimes see her boobs.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, I'M.. [/color][/i]
----- self explanatory.
hello static silhouette, my name is alexa[/color][/i]. i also play a lot of ppl[/color][/i]. this one here is played-by blake lively[/i], such a beaut. and they are a blair gurlll[/i]. au revoir![/blockquote] [/sub][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote]
