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Post by riley abernathy on May 11, 2010 21:03:53 GMT -5
--i meant to visit you in hospital, but i was having girlfriend issues. sorry.
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 11, 2010 21:06:35 GMT -5
i'd tell you to ask me if i wanted to talk to you. but i think we both know the answer to that is no. a stern no, hopeful no, derogatory no. AND to top it off, what makes you think you were someone i wanted to see. because that's a no in the above ways. so stop, really, you drive me crazy in the worst way possible.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 11, 2010 21:08:17 GMT -5
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 11, 2010 21:09:47 GMT -5
precisely why i wear thigh highs.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 11, 2010 21:16:24 GMT -5
--good choice. speaking of good choices, could you make another one and lay off jeremy? like, permanently? 'cause it made for good material for a bit, but now he's like... shit, really. he's being a total ass and it's your fault, little lady.
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 11, 2010 21:19:15 GMT -5
i haven't talked to the kid in week. or responded to a single message. not my fault he's so fucking clingy and seems to have never fucked a girl or had a relationship before!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 11, 2010 21:21:36 GMT -5
--he said he got underwear in the mail that he's sure is yours. the dude has seen plenty of action, believe me, it's you! you've ruined him, i should stab you. or at least sue.
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 11, 2010 21:25:23 GMT -5
that would be possible.. if i owned/wore/liked them. but considering i don't do any of those three things it's completely false. he's fucking delusional! well clearly nothing significant, cause this is not my fault. do it, though. stab, preferably, it'd make my life a hell of a lot clearer.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 12, 2010 7:17:42 GMT -5
--i don't even know where to start with that. does your dad know you're like this?!
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 12, 2010 11:12:57 GMT -5
my dad tends to look at me as a butterfly. therefore, he doesn't seem to care because it's in my nature.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 12, 2010 12:16:02 GMT -5
--sounds incestuous. my sister is making me cherry martinis, i think she's under the impression i'm gay. come over and drink some.
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 12, 2010 14:38:05 GMT -5
butterfly, as in free to fly. hardly incestuous. although do you remember a few months back, when mackenzie phillips got all 'i fucked my dad and il'd it' something like that, it made me regret my past. lolzzz, your sister and i share that belief. that being said, i'll take a pass, but tell her i'm open.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 13, 2010 2:39:50 GMT -5
--being raped by your padre isn't really something you should regret not having happened to you. though your dad is super-awesome, so maybe... girlfriend of twelve years, come on! you avoiding me now?
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Post by harley aldridge. on May 13, 2010 15:40:28 GMT -5
well, it's only rape if you're looking at it in a statutory way. because she said she was willing and blahblahblahhhh. therefore, it is regrettable. i wouldn't call it a girlfriend. something like that, you're bad for my health. ♥
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Post by riley abernathy on May 13, 2010 16:47:40 GMT -5
--still rape, dude. she kinda took that back anyhow, the pussy. beard, right? you're bad for your own health, i'm just asking you to come watch some movies with me!
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