, white satin .

[zeke churchill.]

<sub>i have a very important question to ask you.

open.</sub>

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{if it's what's the meaning of life i'm afraid i cannot help you because i haven't solved that one yet.}

[zeke churchill.]

_{close, but no cigar! no, i was just wondering whether i should unplug my house phone or not.}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{hm, i must say that is a tough question. we got rid of our home phone because no one was ever home to answer it though i don't know if that's the case for you!}

[zeke churchill.]

_{i'm always home, i'm just too lazy to bother answering it when anyone calls! so i'll probably end up unplugging it forever. how are you?}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{i think this calls for a proper funeral for the old home phone, he never even saw it coming. i am tired but i am always tired so i guess i'm normal? yeah, that doesn't make sense does it? i'm dandy.}

[zeke churchill.]

_{you can host the funeral, i'll just say a few kind words and leave it at that. you're right, that makes absolutely no sense. still, i'm glad to hear you're okay!}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{i'll be sure to do that because no house phone she be unplugged without a proper funeral. simply defies all laws of right and wrong. yeah, i think if i started making sense i'd lose my charm. yeah, no dying today or at least not yet though it wasn't on the schedule so i'm guessing today is a nondeath day! how are you numero uno?}

[zeke churchill.]

_{i was unaware home phones had rights, ty for bringing this to my attention! but if you lost your sense of charm, the world would end, absolutely and for certain. you're feeling pretty optimistic today, aren't you? i'm fine, just a bit tired, haha. it's one of those tired days.}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{yes, all inanimate objects have rights haven't you seen toy story? well, i wouldn't want the world to end so i'll try and keep track of it. i thought i lost it under my bed for a few years and i wasn't able to find it until just recently. i just like speaking a lot of nonsense i suppose so yes optimistic. i proclaim we spend this tired day watching movies since obviously you're an illiterate movie watcher.}

[zeke churchill.]

_{of course i have, i just didn't think it applied to.. real life. tired day = movie day? what if we fall asleep? i'm not an illiterate movie watcher!}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{yes, of course it applies to real life. geez what have you done without me in your life? well, if you fall asleep it will be no loss because i too am tired and these things are bound to happen. you haven't watched paris je'taime or candy so yes you are.}

[zeke churchill.]

_{i've been a sad case without you, obvz. we're going to fall asleep on each other at this rate! that doesn't make me a movie illiterate, omg. so rudeeee.}

[teyla vanderbilt]

_{you'll never be able to go on without me i've taught you so many life lessons. i don't really see the harm in that unless i disgust you. fine, you're not movie illiterate you're simply not as educated as me.}

[zeke churchill.]

_{i'm just going to die if we ever lose contact! oh hush, of course you don't disgust me. don't be silly. yeah, that's right, i'm just not as educated as you.}