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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 10:46:23 GMT -5
maybe. my religious slogan is 'if rubix cubes were around in the time of jesus, he'd have used one'. it's not catchy, but it'll snap up those jesus lovers. that sounds nice, i can bring alcohol and embarrassing stories about my time in school.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 10:48:16 GMT -5
pretty witty slogan. might use that the next time a religious convo comes up. tyvm. alcohol is always good and oh goody, stories. i'm quite looking forward to this.
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 10:52:13 GMT -5
i tend to avoid religious conversations at all costs, but you should credit me if you do use it. otherwise i'll find out and humiliate you on my morning slot! my stories are ridiculous and cringeworthy, so chances are you'll love them.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 11:02:10 GMT -5
will do. i'll tell them the genius came from zeke, obvss. omf, no humiliation. that'd be cruel and i'd kill you with my pup. they can't be that bad.
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 11:09:16 GMT -5
if you killed me, i'd just come back to life as a tiger, escape from a zoo, hunt you down and kill you back! no, really, some of them were awful. like how i once accidentally ran into the girls' changing room because i was being chased by my friend jules, and this girl tried to beat me up with her spare bra. humiliating!
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 11:14:34 GMT -5
and then i'd come back as a whale and kill you. you can't win. beat you up with her spare bra? oh wow. did you at least get a good look? hahaha.
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 11:16:53 GMT -5
you wouldn't be able to kill me if i didn't go swimming, you know. yes, it was terribly humiliating. i got a very good look, but after that she avoided me like the plague.. apart from prom. that was interesting.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 11:38:01 GMT -5
i would be a land whale. ... you are one weird guy, zeke. tell me more of your wonderfully exciting life.
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 11:52:58 GMT -5
you would probably be a whale in a huge whale-sized bath being carried around by a crane. there's not much else to tell.. my underpants saved me from breaking my arm once.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 11:55:23 GMT -5
... no. i'd be able to move on land as a normal whale. go watch the video. you'll understand. your underpants? what the hell did you do?
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 12:01:12 GMT -5
i refuse to watch the video because i'm now watching re-runs of extreme fishing online! it involves whales, maybe, so i'm exempt from this peer pressure. i may or may not have fallen out of a tree half-naked. hypothetically speaking.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 12:05:13 GMT -5
fishing is so lame. go watch it before i beat you. you know i will. what were you doing? peeping tom.
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 12:11:16 GMT -5
i suspect fish and fishermen alike think you're lame, but they never say anything because they're too polite. and because fish can't talk. but i'm sure that one day, this language barrier will be eradicated and fish will be able to talk, in which case they will all say you're lame! if you beat me, i'll file domestic abuse charges and maybe curl up in a ball if i'm feeling really traumatised by the violence. it was hot and i was topless in a tree in my backyard, contemplating whether or not to build a tree house.
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Post by via casablancas. on Apr 29, 2010 12:13:39 GMT -5
nah, they love me. i only think they're lame because fisherman kill fish and that's wrong. if i beat you, it'd be a beating of love. trust me, you'd find it amazing. that sounds pretty far-fetched. sure you weren't trying to get a glimpse of your neighbour?
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Post by zeke churchill. on Apr 29, 2010 12:16:31 GMT -5
are you insinuating i'm weird enough to find physical violence an erotic turn-on? yes, i'm quite sure. besides, she was over four hundred years old and was probably part of her house, like those pirates on davy jones's ship were part of the ship and all that stuff.
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