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Post by riley abernathy on Apr 30, 2010 21:48:08 GMT -5
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--- ... oh my god, your life is not worth living until you've played cluedo. definitely, and if anyone pisses us off, we'll just beat them over the head with them. oh stop, you know i can't say no to you. we'll do it, you can take advantage of him while i'm fucking celia, it'll be beautifully inbred! luck is one thing you don't need. i'm working on it. thanks baby, love you.
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Post by riley abernathy on Apr 30, 2010 22:25:30 GMT -5
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--- for sure, i'll even go easy on you since you're a noob and all. me too, it's about time we did something instead of just staying up until four am ranting about it. my thoughts exactly! ah no, nothing chronic. she's practically my sister, y'know? ... did you seriously just tell me to use protection? aww, like i'd ever let you! want to stay at mine this weekend?
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Post by riley abernathy on Apr 30, 2010 22:42:43 GMT -5
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--- it's a hard game without some practice! girl, not gonna happen. i'm the cluedo master, not even being arrogant. oh my fuck, i always wondered how that happened! i'm kind of a simpleton, now that i think about it. why not? i was a cute baby, you'd appreciate my spawn. you're the first person to care about my hellbound issues, thanks baby. just for the weekend, so we'll have to make the most of it. anything you want to do? besides playing cluedo and making placards, obviously.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 1, 2010 6:30:14 GMT -5
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--- i seriously thought it happened in my sleep, like the way i slept! i now realize what an unlikely explanation that was. i like to think so, except this german woman was interviewing me about a month back, and she was a total bitch to me, but not the rest of the band. it was v. wtf. oh come on, celia is a hotter female version of me! staying in japan until i go back to la, then flying straight to sydney, dreading it. good idea, sounds like drums would be a good starting point.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 7:15:23 GMT -5
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--- common sense hinders creativity, so it's cool. if she was five years old that might explain it, i think she thought i was obnoxious because i was being quiet. i appreciate your trying to make me feel better about it though, thanks! that's pretty true, except i smoke up with celia, see the difference? i'll bring you back a kangaroo paw keychain, they're gruesome. secret to good drumming, baby!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 13:01:50 GMT -5
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--- oh god, don't mention the middle name! no way, i swore to myself i'd never say more than eight words in any given interview. 'cause this one time, i was badly misquoted, but also, it makes me appear totally enigmatic and chicks dig that. you know what also puts a positive spin on things? drugs, let's get you into them. dw, i'll nag you, just with the reverse message! oh come on, i'm sure they didn't kill it for it, it looks so cool.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 13:57:51 GMT -5
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--- it really isn't, my mom said she chose it because my dad was dressed as indiana jones the night i was conceived. all journalists are idiots, it's not worth the risk. they do, trust! they're all "oh rileyy, you're so quiet, it must be because you're such a deep thinker!" and i'm just wondering if their underwear is lacy or not. but weird is good, right? i mean, you're weird! y'see, the beauty of drugs is that you're too high to give a shit what you look like, so that problem is no longer an issue. i assume it's killed for meat or something, the paw is a by-product!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 2, 2010 17:46:06 GMT -5
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--- it's a fucking horrific thought! you can have my dad, the real harrison is actually older than him. wealth has got nothing to do with it, come on now. you're hurting my feelings, viiii. all this time, i thought you thought i was this irresistible enigma and you'd eventually make a pass at me, but now i'm let down. that's true actually, how'd you know? oh em gee, i expected you to take more persuading than that, i'm hardcore excited. well, i'm getting you one. i'm cute, goddammit! again, chicks love it.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 17:34:30 GMT -5
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--- dude no, i'll find a kid your age, or maybe younger. like, diaper young, then you can dress him however you want. i know, i know, you're all sugar and spice etc. etc.! that was the dream, but dw, i get new dreams every day. today i decided i'm going to be a demonologist. but you're gonna cave, i can sense it! i'm so excited for you, you're going to have such a good time. you're so ungrateful, after all i do for you. are you suggesting you don't love it? 'cause i can changeee. wait, i have fangirls?
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 18:28:18 GMT -5
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--- i tune out when you talk about guys, don't take it personally. that's awesome, i thought of powerpuff girls too! at least you're not as creepy as them. oh come on, you don't find anything about me attractive? yeah, i read the lesser key of solomon in the bath today, and i made that career decision. so are you, gorgeous, but thanks. will do. i'll persuade you, part of me thinks that you want to so it shouldn't be too hard a challenge. i am not, i'm all man! i know you do, and i love it, just secretly. ah, there we go, that's what i needed to hear! thanks kiddo. that's really weird, i don't really know how to take it. are you being serious, or are you gonna laugh when i start buying into it?
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Post by riley abernathy on May 3, 2010 18:50:31 GMT -5
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--- oh as if you listen to my rants about georgia may or lara stone. that, and because i like rifling through your underwear when i wake up in the middle of night, but mostly what you said. they're freaky, they put me off women for years. or they would have, if i didn't have a girlfriend from the age of seven onwards. see, you've got a soft spot for me, i knew it! nah, i played chess with bill gates once in this dream i had, and i beat him 'cause he was overconfident. it was an excellent lesson in hubris. but i'll do my best puppy impression, and appeal to your rational side, no one could resist the power of the pro-drugs argument. it's not for me, it's for you, i think you need it. alright, but that's only because i do everything openly. that's actually really true, thanks again! oh god, stop, i just decided it's uncool.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 5, 2010 6:23:22 GMT -5
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--- it's insane! she's superr gorgeous, it's mostly the gap tooth that does it for me. just try, i'll lock pick. yeah, but all i could think when i saw them was that once they were creepy little girls, a la the powerpuffs. it was a good twelve years, you should try the same. i happen to believe that dreams are an alternative but coinciding reality, so yeah, i owned bg! what a classic, though it's no hamlet. or pericles. open yourself up to new experiences, vee. stopstopstop!
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Post by riley abernathy on May 5, 2010 20:09:04 GMT -5
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--- i can't even begin to describe how much it turns me on. have you seen kieren baliban? 'cause she's got it, and it ups her sex appeal by about a million. i have plans to do so when georgia and i announce our engagement. fine, you killjoy. i didn't exactly pass them up.. but i always had a hot girl to return to, so it was the best of both worlds. the hannah montana of relationships, if you will. true that, you stay free little lady! it's alright, he's probably had dreams where he's beaten stephen hawking at chess... omg, which kind of means i've beaten both of them, i'm a super genius! will do princess. well, that's not all that open then, is it? but it's freaking me out.
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Post by riley abernathy on May 7, 2010 7:12:39 GMT -5
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--- not making any promises i can't keep. well, we're gonna cover american boy together, so i'll introduce you guys. you'll probz hardcore get along with her. again with the killing of potential joy! i do love you. it was 'cause we cheated that we lasted, get with the program! if you like, don't hold yourself back, then you can kinda relieve tension and leave space for the real relationship. the shit i might have done with other girls didn't change my feelings for her, y'know? but it was so called for! is it not a bit lonely, though? i can't remember ever being single, and it's fucking hard to adjust to. i'll accept the compliment half of your sentiment, and thank you accordingly. you're just missing out is all. i try to avoid them.
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